APHRODISIACS

The Encyclopaedia Galactica defines an Aphrodisiac as "A substance intended to raise sexual desire and increase libido".

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines an Aphrodisiac as "Whoooorr! It really makes you want it like an Arcturan Mega-Bunny! Whooor!!" and so on.

There are several aphrodisiacs known through the galaxy, and here is a small list of some of them, with comments.

• Sustanon 250 - See Chemist Shops (personal in-joke)
• Oysters - Well, if you like throwing slimy creatures down your throat OK.
• Mega-Rhino Horn - Hard to come by but believed to be very effective.
• Dire Straits LP's - As recommended by The Guide..
• Fuolornis Fire Dragons - Now, alas, extinct, but if you're not in CAMTIM..?
• Essence of Qualactin - To be taken externally, but WEEEEEELLAAAAAAHHHHH!
• Amyl Nitrate.
• Custard Pie - Giveittome Giveittome...
• Exie 69 - This comes with a recommendation by Zaphod Beeblebrox...!
• Gallumbits 4.2 - OH WOW!!!!!!!!!