HANDBAGS
Contributed by Dave "Mad Dog"
Throughout the Universe there is a wide variety of weapons including the impressive Kill-o-Zap gun and highly effective Definit-Kill missiles, but one of the most inconspicuous and possibly most dangerous pieces of personal defence weaponry is the Ladies' Handbag.
A weapon that has its origins on the planet Earth, it was previously thought
that the only use for the Ladies' Handbag was dancing around in Discos, but
after much study it has been discovered that the handbag is in fact a lethal
weapon.
The reasoning behind this startling revelation is the owner fills it with everything they own, the result is that the bag becomes immensely heavy and can be used as a cudgel to beat an enemy into submission.
There are ancient cave paintings which show figures going into battle swinging what appear to be handbags over their heads.
The effect of being struck by such a weapon has been likened to being hit over the head with a large dining table including chairs.