CANADIANSContributed by Winter WatsonCanadians (kuh-nay-dee-ins) n.: A group of mammals living on the (late) planet Earth in the northernmost part of North America that usually goes rather unnoticed. Some Americans (mammals living smack-dab in the middle of the same continent, although altogether different in bacon-eating habits and shoe size) have reported strange Canadian sightings in various areas. Michael Jackson (a famous human singer, sex undecided) was quoted as saying (on his experience with a small Canadian sighted in his veggie garden): |