GOD
Conclusive Proof of Non-Existence
From the works of Douglas Adams
The argument goes something like this:
"But," says Man, "the Babel
fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance.
It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you
don't, QED."
"OH DEAR", says God, "I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT", and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy!", says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black equals white and gets killed on the next Zebra crossing.
Most leading theologians claim this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but this did not stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best-seller, "Well That About Wraps It Up For God".