KILL-o-ZAP™ GUN
Contributed by The Dop
The Kill-O-Zap™ gun is a long, silver mean-looking device, the designers of which decided to make it totally clear that it had a right end, and a wrong end, and if that meant sticking blacked and evil-looking devices and prongs all over the wrong end, so be it.
The Kill-O-Zap™ is NOT a gun for casually sticking in the umbrella stand or for hanging on the wall, it is a gun for making people miserable with, revoking (spelt KILLING ) them if necessary.