OOLON COLLUPHID

Author of such philosophical blockbusters as :-

• "Where God went Wrong"
• "Some more of God's greatest Mistakes"
• "Who is this God Person anyway?" and
• "Well that about wraps it up for God."

Little is known as to why Oolon has it in for God so, but many observers believe that his mother was frightened by a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses while due to give birth.

For his latest blockbusting success, having about written everything possible on the subject of Religion he has turned to other matters, with "Everything you always wanted to know about Guilt, but were too ashamed to ask" and "Everything you never wanted to know about Sex but have been forced to find out".