CURIOUS SMELLS OF THE UNIVERSE

Curious Smells is, with the exception of the Glaggy family of the Stringent Galaxy, the most idealistic man in the Universe to have had his hand in the meatgrinding business since prostitiution was banned with cattle. He stood about four meters tall, or five, depending on where the light hit him. Lying down of course he stood taller, which quite often let do the debate of which way to consider up.

He began his business the day after his children turned up missing. After some amazingly gruesome court debates and some pastries, the legal battles were settled and his children were legally considered eaten. But in an extremely illogical turn of events much akin to finding a hair in your soup or a cement mixer in your microwave, he was convicted of not keeping proper food standards by not cooking his children before grinding them.

That was when his business really began to take off. Starting an entire chain of "Kiddie Grinders", Curious held the market on the murder of children for all the years of his life and even a few before he was born. He died a rich man and a poor woman, due to the poor judgment of a Doctor Accountant.

His lasting legacy to everyone can be best summed up by a quote he made on his death chair....

"Somebody turn out the light, I'm getting a headache!"