WARPED FAST-FOOD

In all the galaxy, that is to say, this area of space in which we find ourselves, as opposed to that area of space in which we lose ourselves. Unless, of course, you are already lost in which case it's best to go to the nearest TyBoland's Fast Food and Auto Parts establishment, the most spectacularly prolific eating and car repair franchise in the galaxy. Where, no doubt, you will find yourself, once again, struggling to finish the infamous Gobble-narsh One-Third Body Weight Burger.

One-third body weight, denoting that this one-size-fits-all luncheon entrée is made to order to match a third of the body weight of the orderee. This is rarely an issue for the majority of the clientele, excepting those fanatically glamorous and thin models of the fashion colony on Clingerton Prime. Creatures that have achieved such a degree of thinness that many have been officially designated as two-dimensional. Additionally, in an effort to capitalize on the trend towards younger models, the most famous of these hyper-thin centerfolds, the amazingly petite Sardona Capilarious, was actually just a string of very attractive DNA. A being so utterly captivatingly beautiful, her total lack of personality has never been questioned. Thus having no interest in disclosing their true weight to the highly educated and over-achieving employees at TyBoland's in order to accurately disassemble a portion of consumable material to one-third of their nearly physically immeasurable body weight, they are simply given an empty Styrofoam container. After all, dividing sub-atomic particles in an effort to feed such monumentally small creatures would produce such a large explosive energy release that the galaxy's stars would be blown out like so many birthday candles. A bit much for a bite to eat.

Once having found yourself, again, you can proceed to the door and walk out to any point in the galaxy, since the interior of all of TyBoland's eateries look the same on the inside, as opposed to the outside interiors, it is possible that walking outside will bring you to exactly the location you expect to be in. There are some that suspect that there is, in fact, a single interior, yet innumerable exteriors, including those in other dimensional realms. So that, when you walk into any of a vast array of exteriors, you are instantly, or rather ridiculously quickly transported to this singular interior lobby. Most often, when you do walk out, you will find another TyBoland's eatery just next door, that's what happens when you visit the most absurdly prolific fast-food establishment in the galaxy.