THE ANTICHRIST
(Road Runner)
Contributed by "Watson and Holmes"
The theory runs this way: many theologians have asked the question,
"Why does Wile E. Coyote (Genius) spend his
life chasing a scrawny and inedible Road Runner?" Having
spent many lifetimes' research on this subject,
Oolon Colluphid finally came up with
the answer in his best-selling book "That About Wraps It Up
For Beelzebub".
The coyote can only be doing this because it has realised that the Road Runner is evil and must be destroyed for the good of the Universe. It must, therefore, be demonic power that causes rocket sleds to malfunction[1] and mountains to fall on the coyote during the chase.
It also explains why the coyote is doomed to perpetual failure, as evil must always continue to exist.